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Total Medals Earned: 475 (From 76 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,425 Points

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Tower of Heaven

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)

TENACIOUS EID 5 Points

Clear a level after dying five times in it.

GOD COMPLEX 25 Points

Collect all hidden secrets

ATOP THE WORLD 50 Points

Climb to the top of the tower

ETERNAL SANCTITY 100 Points

Complete the game with no deaths

INDIGNANT DIVINITY 100 Points

Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)

And you've got butterfingers? 5 Points

Burn 2,000 calories

Bingo! Dino DNA! 5 Points

Burn 500 calories

More like a six-foot Turkey 5 Points

Burn 1,000 calories

When you gotta go, you gotta go 5 Points

Burn 5,000 calories

Didn't say the magic word! 10 Points

Burn 10,000 calories

He left us! 10 Points

Burn 15,000 Calories

That is one big pile of 10 Points

Burn 25,000 Calories

Hold on to your butts 25 Points

Burn 40,000 Calories

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points

Burn 50,000 calories

UNIX! I know this! 100 Points

Burn 75,000 calories

Upgrade Complete 2

Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)

U001 5 Points

UPGRADE 1

U002 5 Points

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You're a Tool!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

You Are a Tool! 5 Points

Checked out the art gallery.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Zombies, Inc.

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/455 points)

Conquer the North Pole 5 Points

Zombify Santa.

Beat Game on Easy 5 Points

Beat the game on easy difficulty.

Conquer Africa 5 Points

Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?

Conquer Canada 5 Points

Not that they put up much of a fight.

Conquer Central America 5 Points

I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.

Conquer South America 5 Points

The amazon just got even wilder.

Conquer South Asia 5 Points

What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.

Conquer the South Pole 5 Points

Penguin zombies are no joke.

Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!

Fully Upgrade One Item 5 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.

Fully Upgrade One Zombie 5 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.

Beat Game on Normal 10 Points

Beat the game on normal difficulty.

Conquer Australia 10 Points

Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!

Conquer China 10 Points

People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.

Conquer Japan 10 Points

If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.

Conquer Russia 10 Points

In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!

Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!

Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.

Fully Upgrade Four Items 10 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.

Hire 20 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving small business.

Hire 40 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving company.

Beat Game on Hard 25 Points

Beat the game on hard difficulty

Conquer Europe 25 Points

Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.

Conquer the United States 25 Points

Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.

Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.

Hire 60 Employees 25 Points

You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!

Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points

Your company is now running at peak efficiency!

Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points

You are definitely an expert strategist.

Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!

Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.